Lie To Me

Ria: You robbed those guys, too, huh? How much longer do you think you can hide? Key: As long as I have to. Ria: That's dumber than me thinking a coat could keep me safe.

Emily: You're the woman who broke into our house. Wallowski: (smirks) The cop your dad maced.

Emily: (talking about Wallowski) Well, I mean, is she your new... you know? Cal: Look, leave it at that, all right. I don't have a new, you know. Emily: Meaning she is your new, you know. Cal: Meaning nothing of the sort. I don't have one of those... you knows.

Emily: So does Gillian approve of Shazzer? Cal: With a passion. Yeah, totally. (Emily gives him a look.) What? All right, well, maybe not completely, totally, but you know, she'll come around. Emily: You hope.

Emily: (Brings in an old typewriter.) You wrote your first book on this. Cal: Yeah, I was the only idiot in New Guinea with carpal tunnel. Emily: I went where the spiders live to get this. Why, I hear you say? Cal: That's putting it politely. Emily: Whatever. I like the way it sounds. It reminds me of the fingerpainting on the floor in your old office. Cal: Have you been drinking?