Lie To Me Season 3 Episode 8

Emily: Is Shazzer short for Sharon where you come from?
Cal: Where I come from? What, you mean England?
Emily: I thought we were Australian.

Ria: You robbed those guys, too, huh? How much longer do you think you can hide?
Key: As long as I have to.
Ria: That's dumber than me thinking a coat could keep me safe.

Emily: You're the woman who broke into our house.
Wallowski: (smirks) The cop your dad maced.

Emily: (talking about Wallowski) Well, I mean, is she your new... you know?
Cal: Look, leave it at that, all right. I don't have a new, you know.
Emily: Meaning she is your new, you know.
Cal: Meaning nothing of the sort. I don't have one of those... you knows.

Emily: So does Gillian approve of Shazzer?
Cal: With a passion. Yeah, totally. (Emily gives him a look.) What? All right, well, maybe not completely, totally, but you know, she'll come around.
Emily: You hope.

Emily: (Brings in an old typewriter.) You wrote your first book on this.
Cal: Yeah, I was the only idiot in New Guinea with carpal tunnel.
Emily: I went where the spiders live to get this. Why, I hear you say?
Cal: That's putting it politely.
Emily: Whatever. I like the way it sounds. It reminds me of the fingerpainting on the floor in your old office.
Cal: Have you been drinking?

(Wallowski leaves the room as soon as Gillian enters.)
Cal: You think this is funny, do you?
Gillian: Do you see me laughing?
Cal: Your ass off.
Gillian: You certainly don't treat her like she's as good as you say she is.
Cal: Oh, and that's funny to you, is it?
Gillian: I know it shouldn't be, but... I just can't resist.