Lie To Me Season 3 Episode 2

Wallowski: You called the wrong number. You need to call Child Protective Services.
Lightman: No, what I need is a dodgy cop, who'll keep this off the record till I say.
Wallowski: Yeah, when is that fool showing up?
Lightman: I do need this one. A man's life just got flushed down the crapper.
Wallowski: Maybe he's got it coming. Thought of that?
Lightman: You been drinking, Detective?
Wallowski: It's called mouthwash, Professor.

(About Megan)
Cal: First Fletcher, now her mother.
Gillian: She's a sadist.
Cal: She's a bloody emotional vampire.

Torres: What are you doing in here? You hiding?
Loker: Job hunting.
Torres: Impressive. On Lightman's laptop which you took from his office.
Loker: Guess what the first line of Lightman's book is?
Torres: He takes your desk away and this is how you deal with it?
Loker: "Let there be Lightman." I mean, he is certifiable.
Torres: You don't even have the guts to do this in his office. You slink away, you hide in here with his computer.
Loker: Poetic justice.
Torres: You mean pathetic justice.

Cal: Do you know how to create a disturbed personality? Constant criticism and lack of affection. Works like a charm, that does.
Ria: You mean like how you treat Loker?
Cal: Who?