Lie To Me Season 2 Episode 13

(Dr. Lightman arrives to the court house with Torres and Loker)
Zoe: What? You couldn't take me one-on-one?
Cal: Nah. Been there, done that.

Torres: Studies show that the most succesful marriages are the ones where husbands are at least 5 years older than their wives.
Dr. Lightman: So, being with an older man broadens your horizons, does it?
Torres: I'm sure Clara learned a lot from Victor.
Loker: Yeah, I'm sure she did... About denture cream.
Dr. Lightman: You see, you're not listening again. Loker, what Torres is saying is that she needs to be stimulated and challenged. By experience. (pause) So, who was this old fart then, eh?

Clara: (About Gillian) She's a beautiful woman.
Cal: She's my Leo.
Clara: What about Zoe?
Cal: Well, to say you stopped loving someone you once loved more than anything else in the world, I mean that would be a lie. But you move on. Don't you? You have to move on.

Torres: Anyways, who really cares what people do in their bedrooms.
Loker: Everyone.

Cal: I expected a little bit more than a slap from the world's most notorious murder suspect.
Clara: Yeah. Well, I guess I've been respectable for too long.

Cal: Well, no one can tell the whole truth, your honor. I mean, it's subjective. It's filtered through our own experiences. And that's the real truth.
Judge Quinn: Well, how about promising to be honest to the best of your ability?
Cal: Now, you're talking.

Clara: Seems there's a lot of chemistry there between you and your ex-wife.
Cal: Well, there's a lot of chemistry in Chernobyl.

Zoe: Dr. Lightman was born hostile. He also happens to be my ex-husband.
Cal: (chuckles) Guilty as charged.

Zoe: I promise to play nice today.
Cal: Last time you said that you left claw marks.