Lie To Me Season 1 Episode 5

Loker: It's like they never left the frat house.
Foster: You know, it's not just frat houses. Initiation rites can be found in all major cultures.
Loker: You're defending these guys?
Foster: Hazing can serve an important psychological function.
Loker: Oh, that's funny. I don't remember reading any articles in the APA journal on swirlies.
Foster: Initiation for you MIT mathletes was pretty hard-core, huh?
Loker: You make fun, but you try waking up in a shower stall with a killer hangover and a quart of macaroni salad shoved up your...

Foster: You know I treated a few firefighters in grad school. It's amazing what these guys have to deal with.
Loker: You got a bit of a fireman thing, huh?
Foster: I'm just saying these guys are heroes.
Loker: Aha. Is it the helmets? I mean, even I like tha helmets.

Cal: I'm sorry about before. Sometimes I see so much, I don't know how not to tell people.
Ria: Yeah. I get that.
Cal: You're right. Most people don't change. I have been there waiting for it... hoping for it, and then they just don't. But there are a few, I think, who can.

Chief Morrow: You? You killed him?
Tom: No. I didn't. I just wanted to humiliate him. He needed to learn humility.
Chief Morrow: He was one of our men.
Tom: No. He wasn't one of my men. My men respect the code. My men don't complain when they're forced to broom the latrine. And my men know damn well not to crap where they eat.