The opening sequence starts with the line: "This is a box, a magical box…" In the original Camberwick Green, the opening poem goes: "This is a box, a musical box Wound up and ready to play. But this box can hide a secret inside. I wonder who's in it today?"
Annie: Sam's still out cold. Doc says he may need to go to hospital for blood tests. Hunt: I know what blood group he is: A rhesus-smug.
Hunt: Right, Scotty Yard is sending up some sort of cryptomaniac to look for hidden clues in the ransom note. Sam: Cryptographer! Hunt: Whatever.
Hunt: Where have you stashed them Mitchy boy? Mitch: Up my arse, copper. Hunt: Do you want us to take a look?
Hunt: Graham Bathurst told us everything. Scumbag got twenty years. And I hope he's sharing a cell with a nice big smiley bloke called "Honeysuckle".
Sam: You've become inert. Carling: I'm not a nert. [ to Skelton ] What is a nert? Skelton: It's like a nonce.
Hunt: Chris, what you writing down? Skelton: Statement. Hunt: Right, add this. Your son, Mrs Bathurst, is a cold-hearted killer, and if there's a hell, he's going there to be poked up the arse with sharp fiery sticks for ever and ever amen! Skelton: There's an 'e' in fiery isn't there?
Sam: Case files? More like a safari park for dust mites. Carling: Don't come in with us, we haven't been home all night, and we're eating out of cartons. Sam: Ray, that's your life. Carling: I haven't been to the pub for thirty-six hours. Sam: Shit.
Sam: Listen, you. I can just about handle you, driving like a pissed-up crack-head, and treating women like bean-bags, but I'm going to say this once, and once only Gene: stay out of Camberwick Green!
Music used in this episode: You Shouldn't Do That by Hawkwind Just Like You by Roxy Music 10538 Overture by E.L.O.
Hunt: Theft and fencing – and I don't mean the sort that Steed does in The Avengers.
The Avengers was a fantastical spy series whose hero, John Steed, was something of a dab hand at fencing – both with an épée and with his trusty umbrella.
Hunt: I reckon the Munich games will be one for the history books.
Hunt was not wrong – but not because of the games, rather because the Black September terrorist group kidnapped and murdered the Israeli team and officials and German police.
Hunt: Well done, Van der Valk!
Van der Valk was a detective drama series based on the novels by Nicolas Freeling. The series was set in Amsterdam, and the hero was a Dutch policeman – although all the parts were played by Brits and the Ford Granada still featured strongly!
Hunt: I've come at this from more angles than Linda Lovelace!
Linda Lovelace was the star of infamous 1972 porn film Deep Throat.
The episode begins with a faithful recreation of the opening sequence from Camberwick Green (1966), a stop-motion animated series featuring a village in the fictional county of Trumptonshire, with Sam as the figure in the musical box.
Hunt: Are we about to get a recital of The Female Eunuch? Feminist writer Germaine Greer posited in The Female Eunuch (1970) that (Western) women were oppressed and desexualised through social conditioning and the nuclear family.
Sam: Ok, well, which one of them lot do you wanna do this – Larry, Curly or Moe? Larry Fine, Curly Howard and Moe Howard were The Three Stooges, a famous slapstick comedy trio from the 1930s and 1940s. Their sketches often revolved around comedic violence, with Moe starting to hit one of the other two because of a stupid remark he had made.
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