Life with Derek Season 3 Episode 19

(Edwin and Nora are listening to George play the guitar)
Nora: See, Edwin? He doesn't sound so bad!
Edwin: Yeah, Nora. The dogs howling in the alley would disagree.

Edwin: So, you're probably wondering why I have cereal on my head.
Casey: You probably deserved it.
Edwin: So did Max have fun time last night?
(Casey pours the rest of the cereal on his head and walks away)
Edwin: Was it something I said?

(Believing it to be Max, an excited Casey answers the door)
Casey: Hello, handsome.
Sally: Hey... Cutie?

George: We must have something in the fridge. (opens the refrigerator) See... There's lots of... stuff. Leftover Stroganoff. Leftover rice. Bendy vegetables.
Nora: Oh, George, we can't serve these to guests!
George: We serve it to us.

Paul: Aren't you just jumping to conclusions here?
Casey: Just because I'm jumping to conclusions doesn't mean those conclusions aren't right! Think about it!
Paul: I'm thinking about it!
Casey: And?
Paul: I think you're jumping to conclusions.

Sally: Hey, you know what guys? I'll stay for dinner if you let me cook. Do you like stir fry?
Nora: Oh, oh, oh, that's very nice of you, Sally, but we couldn't possibly let a guest cook.
George: Yes, we could. (Nora gives him a look) Oh, I mean no, no, no. That--that wouldn't be right.

Casey: Why hasn't he called?
Lizzie: Call him.
Casey: I already did call! Twice! And his mother said he was busy. Ah! Do you know what that means?
Lizzie: That he's busy?

Max: Your family is really fun.
Casey: My family's not fun. They're--
Max: They're great. Dinner with them was like dinner at the circus. In a good way.