Life with Derek Season 3 Episode 22

Casey: Oh, now I look like Franken-Poodle!

George: What did you eat Edwin?
Edwin: My Halloween stash and a room service sundae.
Nora: Oh Edwin.
Edwin: You guys said: "No candy from the mini-bar." So I had to provide for myself.
Lizzie: And then he 'provided' all over the floor.

Casey: Marti, I need an honest opinion. Do I look like a poodle?
Marti: Yes. (Casey gives a discouraged look) But poodles are very nice dogs.
Casey: I can't believe I paid 60 bucks to look like a poodle!

Nora: But Edwin, five pairs of underpants for a two day trip?
Edwin: I like to feel fresh.

(Edwin plans to secretly bring eight month old Halloween candy on the school trip)
Lizzie: Edwin, you know you're supposed to go easy on the sugar. Makes you go all buggy!
Edwin: No, it doesn't! Who says it does? I act the same with or without sugar.
Lizzie: Dipped in already?
Edwin: Yeah, just a little.

Casey: Ow, ow. Not so hard.
George: Sorry. The only long hair I ever brushed was on a horse. I got kicked then too.

Casey: Guess my fairy godmother came after all.
Derek: Eh, uh... Emily just found it in the theatre department and I'm nobody's fairy godmother. Coachman, maybe.