Life

Ted: I'm in love with Olivia, Charlie. I'm in love with the woman who's going to marry your father.

Whitehat (talking about Rachel): This isn't your daughter? Charlie: No. She's not my niece. And there's not a boy not playing the guitar on the other end of a phone call.

(The phone rings.) Charlie: Phone's ringing. Dani (from the shower): Well can't you get it? Charlie: I don't think I can. Phone. Dani: Crews, answer the phone. Charlie: Reese I really don't think I can. Dani (coming out of the bathroom): Oh what's wrong with you? You can't pick up the phone? God, is everything with you something? Is it a Zen thing to not pick up the phone? (She picks up the phone.) Hello. Tidwell: Why did you hang up on me? I was just asking about your panties. Dani: I didn' hang up on you. I was just in ... (She trails off and looks at Charlie.)

(The phone rings and Charlie picks it up.) Tidwell: You wearing those little purple panties? Oh, wait. You can't be wearing them because you left them here and I have them right in my little hand - (Charlie slams down the phone.)

Charlie: Thirty percent of our food supplies are dependent on bee polination. Fruits, nuts, vegetables. All need bees. Dani: I'm pretty sure you don't need bees to make a bacon cheeseburger.

Dani: That guy's got his hand in a beehive, you'd think that would be something you'd try to avoid.

Charlie: The taxi wants us to come indulge ourselves. Reese, when was the last time you indulged yourself? (She looks away and does not answer). Using only the tools the taxi provides, I have found out something new about my partner.

Charlie (looking at the blood and the ants): Using only the tools that Mother Nature provides, I found a clue. Whitehat: And using the tools that only the postal system provides, I'll mail it to the lab for analysis.

Whitehat: Deputy Hawes found a lot of reasons to be in hot pursuit. Charlie: Any hot pursuits hotter than other hot pursuits?