Life Season 1 Episode 8

Crews enters his house and sees the cops searching it.
Crews: Hey! It's kind of like a party except, this is my house and I don't remember sending out invites.
IAD Agent: Detective Crews, in that you are a person of interest in the killing of Carl Ames the District Attorney's office has issued a search warrant for these premises, as well as the occupants therein.
Crews (to Ted): Don't you wish you could talk that way?

Crews: Do you wanna know if I was involved in Ames' death or not?
Reese: No.
Crews: My union rep said he wouldn't blame me if I did do it.
Reese: Oh, he said that, did he?
Crews: Off the record.
Reese: Hm. Then I guess it doesn't count.
Crews: I'd rather not go back to prison.
Reese: I can understand that.

IAD Agent: Detective Crews, what where your feelings toward Carl Ames?
Crews: My feelings toward Ames were the same as my feelings toward anyone.
Agent: And those would be?
Crews: That none of us are alone. That even as we exhale it is inhaled by others.
Agent: Is that some kind of joke?
Crews: Laughter is the best medicine. Reader's Digest. I had a subscription at Pelican Bay.

Reese:(to Crews) He was not looking for the person not obeying the law. He was looking for the person not not obeying the law. That kinda talk remind you of anyone?

Crews: He was a real bland guy.
Reese: Mm-hmm.
Crews: Except for the fact that he had two wives and he ended up getting fragged by an exploding kitchen oven.

(Reese in the house with the victim's first wife on the phone with Crews)
Reese: I'm with the widow.
(Crews looks back to where the victim's second wife is sitting)
Crews: Funny you should mention that.

Crews: (to Reese on the phone) How come you only call me when someone's dead?