Life

Bobby: How that guy described her breast? Crews: Slightly pronounced. Bobby: Yeaah, wish he hadn't said that.

Crews: They were perfect for each other. (Tidwell and Bobby both looking questioningly at Crews) Crews: Jerome Rafts and Alexa. You've ever meet a perfect girl? (Tidwell and Bobby both nodding heads.) Crews: When you were sober? (Tidwell and Bobby both shaking heads.)

Bobby: Don't understand keeping an animal most people payed to exterminate. Crews: Bobby, how come you never see a baby pigeon? You're downtown all those years you ever see a baby pigeon? Bobby: You know, you are right. Where the hell are all baby pigeons?

Crews: He is a financial adviser specializing in derivatives. Do you know what a derivative is? Tidwell: A derivative is when you don't invest in a thing but you.. kind of.. invest in a thing like the thing you are investing in. Crews: Yeah, me neither.

(Bobby is choking after swallowing a pill that Claudia spat into his mouth.) Claudia: How does it feel? I made it from mushrooms that grew under my sink.

Charlie: How are you doing without Reese? Maybe you should talk to someone. Kevin: Maybe you should talk to someone. Charlie: Oh I am. A woman from Tech Support. Kevin: You're talking to a woman from LAPD Tech Support? Charlie: No, for the bluetooth in my car. Still, seems to be helping.

Pigeon expert: She resembles Alexa, but I couldn't say for sure. She seems so different. Bobby: Oh come on. What about the vvid eyes, the slightly pronounced breast? Pigeon expert: No, the eyes are vivid but the breast is less pronounced. To tell truth, I have a tough time telling humans apart.

Claudia: What has this pigeon raiser done? Bobby: We just want to ask you a few questions. Charlie: We think she's a contract killer. Claudia: A contract ...? Charlie: A hit man. Woman. A hit woman. Claudia: Raises birds and kills people. Charlie: Gets paid for it. Just the killing people part.

Bobby: (referring to a pigeon) How that guy describe her breast? Charlie: Slightly pronounced. Bobby: Yeah, I wish he hadn't of said that.

Charlie: (to Kevin and Bobby) You ever meet the perfect girl? (They both nod.) When you were sober? (They both shake their heads.)

Amanda: Can I tell you the real reason why I want to take your class? Ted: No. I ... I want you to lie to me.

Charlie: Do you know what a derivative is? Kevin: A derivative is when you don't invest in a thing but you, kind of, invest in a thing like the thing you're investing in. Charlie: Yeah, me neither.

Charlie: (to Dani) You get ripped off, you bring a gun or a pipe. Oh yeah, a pipe is good. Then you can feel it, you know, when the bone breaks. Too much information?

Dani: He drinks the wine. Charlie: Someone watches him stumble across the room. Dani: And someone pins him to the wall. Charlie: Man on a stick.

Charlie: My phone is supposed to sync up with my car so I can talk hands-free. It's against the law for me to hold my phone while I'm driving. And I would hate to break the law. Because I'm kind of a cop. Deepa: Kind of? I would think that either you are a cop or you are not a cop. Charlie: I'm a cop.