Life Season 2 Episode 16

Bobby: How that guy described her breast?
Crews: Slightly pronounced.
Bobby: Yeaah, wish he hadn't said that.

Crews: They were perfect for each other.
(Tidwell and Bobby both looking questioningly at Crews)
Crews: Jerome Rafts and Alexa. You've ever meet a perfect girl?
(Tidwell and Bobby both nodding heads.)
Crews: When you were sober?
(Tidwell and Bobby both shaking heads.)

Bobby: Don't understand keeping an animal most people payed to exterminate.
Crews: Bobby, how come you never see a baby pigeon? You're downtown all those years you ever see a baby pigeon?
Bobby: You know, you are right. Where the hell are all baby pigeons?

Crews: He is a financial adviser specializing in derivatives. Do you know what a derivative is?
Tidwell: A derivative is when you don't invest in a thing but you.. kind of.. invest in a thing like the thing you are investing in.
Crews: Yeah, me neither.

(Bobby is choking after swallowing a pill that Claudia spat into his mouth.)
Claudia: How does it feel? I made it from mushrooms that grew under my sink.

Charlie: How are you doing without Reese? Maybe you should talk to someone.
Kevin: Maybe you should talk to someone.
Charlie: Oh I am. A woman from Tech Support.
Kevin: You're talking to a woman from LAPD Tech Support?
Charlie: No, for the bluetooth in my car. Still, seems to be helping.

Pigeon expert: She resembles Alexa, but I couldn't say for sure. She seems so different.
Bobby: Oh come on. What about the vvid eyes, the slightly pronounced breast?
Pigeon expert: No, the eyes are vivid but the breast is less pronounced. To tell truth, I have a tough time telling humans apart.

Claudia: What has this pigeon raiser done?
Bobby: We just want to ask you a few questions.
Charlie: We think she's a contract killer.
Claudia: A contract ...?
Charlie: A hit man. Woman. A hit woman.
Claudia: Raises birds and kills people.
Charlie: Gets paid for it. Just the killing people part.

Bobby: (referring to a pigeon) How that guy describe her breast?
Charlie: Slightly pronounced.
Bobby: Yeah, I wish he hadn't of said that.

Charlie: (to Kevin and Bobby) You ever meet the perfect girl? (They both nod.) When you were sober? (They both shake their heads.)

Amanda: Can I tell you the real reason why I want to take your class?
Ted: No. I ... I want you to lie to me.

Charlie: Do you know what a derivative is?
Kevin: A derivative is when you don't invest in a thing but you, kind of, invest in a thing like the thing you're investing in.
Charlie: Yeah, me neither.

Charlie: (to Dani) You get ripped off, you bring a gun or a pipe. Oh yeah, a pipe is good. Then you can feel it, you know, when the bone breaks. Too much information?

Dani: He drinks the wine.
Charlie: Someone watches him stumble across the room.
Dani: And someone pins him to the wall.
Charlie: Man on a stick.

Charlie: My phone is supposed to sync up with my car so I can talk hands-free. It's against the law for me to hold my phone while I'm driving. And I would hate to break the law. Because I'm kind of a cop.
Deepa: Kind of? I would think that either you are a cop or you are not a cop.
Charlie: I'm a cop.