Life

(Crews puts the light on his roof, pulls the car over and approaches the driver) Man: So what is it this time? Crews: License and registration. Man: You know damn well who I am. Crews: License and registration please. Man: Look, I married your ex-wife, that is not a crime. (Hands Charlie his license and registration) Crews: Are you aware that you changed lanes back there without signaling? (begins writing a ticket) Man: You have nothing better to do? Charlie Crews: No sir. Not at this moment.

Crews: Oh, okay, okay you're mad at me. Reese: Mad, no I'm not mad. I mean I don't even think there is a word for what I am. I mean what you did to that husband, I kinda get, okay. I mean I guess I kinda get, but what you said to that wife... Crews: I know. That one was me. It was my fault, I take responsibility. I wasn't in the moment. If I'd stayed in the moment, if I'd stayed present, I would of been okay, but I didn't. I was thinking about where we're going next. So I left the moment just when I should have been completely in the moment, which is when people usually leave the moment, but the moment is just too much for, which is pretty much always too much. I was thinking about where we're gonna go next.

Crews: (to Reese) The dog must have took a bullet for the kid. Then took the shooter's finger off. Anyone ever love you that much?

Crews: (holding out a cup) Mango? Reese: (shaking her head) That's okay. Crews: These came all the way from Guatamala, and now they're right here in this cup. It's all connected, Reese. Reese: What is? Crews: It is. Reese: Mm, that's zen. Crews: Is it? Reese: That's zen too, isn't it... Crews: Is it? Reese: Say "Is it" one more time and I'll shoot you.

Crews: Anger ruins joy, steals the goodness of my mind, forces my mouth to say terrible things. Overcoming anger brings peace of mind, leads to a mind without regrets. If I overcome anger I will be delightful and loved by everyone. Guard: Are you making fun of us? Crews: It is the universe that makes fun of us all. (Crews and Reese leave) Reese: Why exactly would the universe make fun of us all? Crews: Maybe it's insecure

Crews: You want to drive the tractor. Ted: You know I sort of do.

Reese: I don't exactly understand you. Crews: You don't need to understand here to be here. Reese: That's what I don't understand.

Crews: Hey Ted! The orange grove deal includes the tractor, right? The big red one? Ted: Yes Charlie, it includes the big red tractor.

Bobby: Can I get a picture on account of you being a celebrity detective and all? Crews: That's a phone Bobby. Officer: It's got a camera in it. Where have you been? Crews: Me? I've been in maximum security prison.