Like Family

Season 1 Episode 9

Value of a Dollar

Aired Friday 8:30 PM Nov 21, 2003 on The WB



  • Quotes

    • Danika: (to Keith) Is that actually a book in your hand?...Are you gonna squash a bug or something?

      Pop: (to Ed about Keith) The force is strong in this one.

      Ed: (to Keith) I've already replaced you. I drew a dumb smile on a balloon and stuck it behind the desk.

      Pop: (to Keith) I know that look. Let me guess, it's about a short blonde with blues and a smile that lights up the sky.

      Keith: (to Pop) No, it's about a large, angry, pain in my butt with a shaved head and a beard.

      Pop: (to Keith) Son, I think that girl you're pining over may not be worth the trouble.

      Tanya: (to Maddie) I want our families living together to work, and we can't even sit down for a losy picture. I was going to put it on a mouse pad and everything.

      Maddie: (to Messager) Hey, Helga, keep it North on the Mason-Dixon Line if you know what I'm sayin!