Megan: (to Tony about the picture of him in a tuxedo) You look like a gay penguin.
Mickey: (about Brooke) Boy, she must think I'm dumb to buy that story. Like there's really a country called Latvia.
Dana: Do you have any tattoos?
Bernie: Oh, no. I would never do that. My body is a temple. Why would I desecrate it with graffiti writing like the walls of a bathroom?
Dana: Afraid of needles?