Dana: You're loud, you're opinionated, you're obnoxious... Tony: Oh, this is good, yeah. Soften me up with a verbal beating before the actual beating begins.
Bernie: You see how easily you backed down, Tony? Tony: Well, my son just called me bald and fat! Mickey: Actually, bald and short. I was saving fat for if I needed it.
Bernie: (after Mickey walks into the room) Hey Mickey, perfect. We need a little help here. Mickey: Is dad stuck in the chair again?
Bernie: Look Tony, the guy was bigger than you, right? Tony: Of course! Husky sixth graders are bigger than me.
Megan: Dad, you should've kicked that guy's butt. Tony: For my foot to reach his butt, I'd have to be a Rockette.
CBS repeated this episode on Monday, March 28, 2005 at 8:30 PM.
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