Little Bill: Once upon a time, there were three little pigs in a big brick house. Super Helper came and said "I'd better help you. The big bad wolf is coming." But the pigs said, "No thanks, we don't need your help. Our house is safe." So they all ate juice pops instead. The end.
Big Bill: Little Bill, who are you talking to?
Little Bill: (giggles)
When one of the children points out that she doesn't remember the part of the Housing Inspector in The Three Little Pigs, Big Bill quips, "They must have written me out."