Little Britain

Season 3 Episode 3

Series 3 Episode 3

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Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Dec 01, 2005 on BBC

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  • Trivia

    • Funny place names: Slut, Upper Gonad, Aching Balls, Break Dance 2; Electric Boogaloo.

    • Funny times: Early late afternoon morning, quarter to Gino Ginelli, half - past Top Cat; the indisputable boss cat.

    • Andy the Philsopher: Dogtanian and the Three Muskahounds.

      Lou thought Andy said that "Dumas's classic characters and their canine counterparts were decidedly lacklustre".

    • Andy the Philosopher: Plastic Surgery

      Lou thought Andy said that "Cosmetic enhancement was symptomatic of a sick society that worshiped the cult of youth and beauty. Anyone seeking the quick fix of physical shame was left morally wanting".

    • Contradicting the Narrator in the previous episode Vicky reaffirms that she has six children.

  • Quotes

    • Andy: (Being wheeled out of the hosptial with large breasts) I look a pillock.
      (Lou turns him around and goes back into the hospital).

    • Sir Norman Fry: I have a statement I would like to read. 'On Monday night, following a long meeting with the chancoler, I needed to go to the toilet. So I went to one that I knew would be open at three in the morning, on Hampstead Heath. Upon my arrival I met two men; Carlos and Edwardo, who invited me into their cubical to talk to them about government policy'.

    • Marjorie: Please welcome, from Eastenders, Charlie Slater!
      (The group, especially Marjorie, clap)
      Marjorie: Oh, I'm sorry, I called you Charlie didn't I? What's your real name, my love?
      Derek Martin: Derek. Derek Martin.
      Marjorie: (Cheerfully) Well Charlie, welcome to the group!

    • Dudley: Where exactly are you from Ting Tong?
      Ting Tong: Ting Tong from Tooting.
      Dudley: Tooting Ting Tong, not Pong Pong?
      Ting Tong: Tooting not Pong Pong for Ting Tong.

    • Narrator: (solemnly) And tonight's episode of Little Britain was shown as a tribute to Matt Lucas and David Walliams who are sadly still with us. Our thoughts are with their friends and family at this difficult time. Good bye.

    • Sebastian: (To German Chancellor) Hi, (points at Michael) slut's over there!

    • Michael: It finished fifteen years ago!
      Sebastian: Prove it, have her killed! You're the Prime Minister, one call will do it! (picks up phone and rapidly dials a number) It's the only way I know she means nothing to you! (holds phone receiver up to Michael's ear)
      Voice on phone: (cheerfully) MI5, Sue speaking!
      Michael: I'm so sorry, I've got the wrong number.
      Sue: (still cheerful) No bother, good bye!

    • Derek Martin: Look I'm sorry, I've just come here to loose some weight. I didn't mean it to be a whole thing about being in EastEnders. I've obviously made a mistake. I'm sorry. alright! (turns and starts walking towards the exit)
      Marjorie: (mimicking the end of an EastEnders episode) Do, Do, Do, Do-do, do-do-do.
      Derek: Give it a rest!

    • Carole: Could I just finish my coffee?
      Customer: Yes.
      Carole: Sue... can you make me a cup of coffee?

    • Lou: Monin' Andy!
      Andy: Mornin' Len.
      Lou: Lou.
      Andy: Yeah, I know.

    • Vicky: Then all the footballers came in or somethin' or nothin' from all the clubs like Tottenham and Spurs and Chelsea Park Rangers and they all like really wanted to do me but I was wearing this really short skirt so they could all see my Strawberry Nivi.
      Cliff Maxford: What happened next?
      Vicky: Then all these footballers took me back to this really amazing, expensive hotel called Travelodge and I thought it was just to talk about football but then I ended up doing sex with all of them but afterwards I felt really used because I thought they all loved me.

    • Narrator: Britain, Britain, Britain! There's so much to see and do here. Why not get stuck in the one-way system in Birmingham? Or get caught up in a fight in a pub car park in Swansea? Or why not get food poisoning from a motorway service cafe just outside Stoke? But our greatest attraction is the people of Britain. Hip-hop don't stop!

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Abi Titchmarsh: Cheeky reference to Abi Titmuss

      Vicky insists she'll be the next "Abi Titchmarsh" - there's no such person, but there is a certain lady called Abi Titmuss, who some time ago, had many revelations reported about her in the press. Abi Titmuss also happens to be David Walliams girlfriend.

    • Cliff Maxford: Play on the name of a real person.

      Vicky attempts to sell a controversial story about footballers to a publicist called Cliff Maxford. This name is a spoonerism in reference to Max Clifford a real publicist reknown for acting as agent to people trying to sell "kiss-and-tell" stories about celebrities to tabloid newspapers.

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