Mr. Hanson: Go ahead and take them Ingalls; make the old man happy. You know, he wouldn't dare keep those chickens, because they would die on him, and then folks would know he's a fraud.
Doc Baker: Fraud!? Well, you old billy goat, you can't even blow a whistle on time. He's three minutes late.
Mr. Hanson: Nah, you are three minutes early! It's that cheap watch of his.
Doc Baker: Cheap is it? Ingalls, I'll have you know this is a very expensive chronometer, given to me when I graduated from medical school.
Mr. Hanson: Oooohhh, well, if it's that old it's an hourglass! When he graduated, they didn't have watches!