Store Owner: My late husband never got me a gift unless we had an argument, so finally, I decided I would argue with him all the time. That way, I'd get something every day.
Almanzo: You must miss him.
Store Owner: Why should I miss him? I see him at home every night.
Almanzo: I thought you said your late husband.
Store Owner: I did. He's always late. That's what we argue about.