Harriet: I just got a beautiful new nightgown from Paris. Remember how you admired it in the catalog?
Nels: That's nice.
Harriet: Want me to put it on?
Nels: Not really.
Harriet: (silence) I got a nice pretty one from Minneapolis. You liked it. Nels?
Nels: Yes, dear?
Harriet: Oh, Nels, I'm only trying to make you happy. Isn't there something I can put on?
Harriet Oooh, what?
Nels: Put on a paper bag!