Almanzo: (in the bathtub) Beth!
Laura: Did you call me?
Almanzo: Yeah, darling, there's no more towels!
Laura: I didn't get to them today.
Almanzo: Well, that's fine, I'll just sit here and watch my skin wrinkle up!
Laura: I'll get them done tomorrow.
Almanzo: Well, how am I supposed to dry off?
Laura: Almanzo, I'm sorry. Use a sheet!
Almanzo: That's great. Then maybe tonight, I can go to sleep on a nice clean towel!