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Charles: I see you're all packed. There's no way to change your mind?
Mr. Coulter: Charles, after what my so-called friends and neighbors did to my wife while I was out busting my leg for them, no. No, I want nothing more to do with them or this part of the country.
Charles: (to Mrs. Coulter) And you feel the same way?
Mrs. Coulter: I most certainly do.
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Man: I know when I've been robbed!
Mr. Kennedy: Not only us, but it's our wives and our kids. Food right out of their mouths!
Mr. Hanson: Listen. When you get scared, you strike out against your best friend! You call him a thief! You pick on a pregnant woman, and you make her sick so she almost loses her baby! Now tell me what kind of a man does that! No man! Cowards! Cowards without backbones! You don't deserve good luck! You don't deserve--
Boy: (runs up to the group on horseback) Mr. Hanson! Mr. Hanson! Mr. Hanson! Mr. Ingalls says Mr. Coulter is back. The seed is out at the Coulters' place. Mr. Coulter is hurt because his team ran off and broke the wagon, but he's all right. I've got to go get Doc Baker! (rides off)
Mr. Hanson: (to the men) Well, what are you waiting for? Your precious seed corn is here!
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Mary: (to the men who taunted Mrs. Coulter) Look what you did! You ought to be ashamed of yourselves, talking to her that way!
Man: Now, hold on--
Mary: And she's gonna have a baby! You're awful!
Man: Now, look here, young lady--
Mary: God will punish you! You'll see! You'll deserve it, all of you! He'll punish you! I know He will!
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Charles: Well, lookie there! I'm a few minutes late, and all the supper is gone.
Mary: You always say that if you don't make it to the table on time, then you don't deserve your supper.
Charles: Well, I never should have said that.
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Laura: Mrs. Coulter is nice, isn't she?
Mary: Yeah.
Laura: She's pretty, too.
Mary: She sure is.
Laura: It would be awful if she wasn't really gonna have a baby.
Mary: What are you talking about?
Laura: Well, if you just had a giant stomach forever and ever!
Mary: That's silly. She'll have the baby, and her stomach will go away.
Laura: Mrs. Ledbetter has a big stomach, and it doesn't go away.
Mary: Mrs. Ledbetter isn't gonna have a baby. She just eats too much.
Laura: Well, how can you tell the difference? I mean, how do you know when it's a baby or too much supper?
Mary: Doctor Baker can tell.
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Mary: Ma says the baby kicks inside.
Laura: Yuck! I know I don't want to have a baby.
Mary: Why not?
Laura: Well, it hurts enough when Willie Oleson kicks me from the outside. It must hurt twice as bad when you get kicked from the inside.
Mary: No it doesn't.
Laura: Why not?
Mary: Because the baby doesn't have shoes on.