Charles: I thought you were all through with your homework, Half Pint.
Laura: We're having a Bible quiz in Sunday School.
Charles: Oh, good. I'll ask you a few questions to see if you can answer them. Where do they mention baseball in the Bible?
Charles: Mm hmm.
Laura: I didn't know they played baseball in the Bible.
Charles: Mm-hmm. The very first line in the Book of Genesis--"In the Big Inning!" (laughs)
Charles: All right, let me try another one. What time of day did God create Adam?
Laura: What time?
Charles: Just before Eve. (dead silence in the room) Just before Eve. (no laughter, Charles clears his throat uncomfortably) I think I'll go outside and smoke my pipe......