Bart: (after Almanzo breaks up a fight with him, Laura, and Albert) You stay out of this!
Almanzo: You were going to fight a girl?
Bart: Not her. Him! (points to Albert, goes after him)
Almanzo: Whoa, whoa, wait a minute! He's half your size!
Bart: You're not! (goes to punch him, Almanzo beats him to it)