Synclaire (to Regine): How would you feel if your comedian friend did a little routine about you. "Hey folks. How you doing? I have this friend, Regine. She's so vain, she probably thinks this joke is about her. Don't you? Don't you?"
Hutch: Carly Simon, ladies and gentlemen. So glad you could join us. Now sit your ass down.
Overton: Don't make me roll up on stage, Mr. Comedy Man.