Living Single Season 3 Episode 9

Synclaire: Oh my God! You're pregnant. Okay. It's okay. And no one needs to know but just us, okay? Woo-woo-woo. Woo-woo-woo.
Khadijah: Bless you, Synclaire. Now the townspeople won't stone me.

Scooter: We're gonna go upstairs and call our parents.
Synclaire: Oh, there's a phone right here.

(Max looks at boomerang.)
Max: You know, thrown just right, you could take somebody's head off with this thing.

Scooter: One-hundred percent human hair from the Philippines.
Regine: Oh, y'all. She used conditioner!

Max: Let's just say the last time Regine had a date, Hugh Grant didn't have to buy his.

Max (to Scooter): You are one smooth talker, huh? I didn't think you'd come back engaged. In fact, I didn't think one of you'd come back at all.

Scooter: Khadijah, will you marry me?
Khadijah (squeaking): Yes!

Scooter: Khadijah, I was wondering, could we go someplace and talk?
Khadijah: We could go up on the roof.
Scooter: It's kind of cold up there, isn't it?
Khadijah: Well, I've got a feeling anyplace we talk is gonna be a little chilly.

(Khadijah opens door to see Scooter.)
Max: Oh, let me guess. 'Baby I'm back...again!'

Regine: The ring turned you, didn't it? Two carats can be very persuasive. Shoot, three carats and I'd marry dang near anybody!

Max: How can you just trust him like this? What happened to all of that lovely hatred that you were developing for him?

Synclaire: Oh, I'm so excited. A February wedding. The snow will be falling all around us. You'll be able to see your breath as you recite your vows.
Khadijah: Synclaire, the wedding is going to be inside.
Synclaire: Oh. That's nice, if you want everything room temperature.

Kyle: I've only got two questions. Is it formal? And why the hell are you and Khadijah getting married?

(Doorbell rings.)
Max: Take heart, Regine. Maybe that's the Roto-Rooter man, and you can throw herself at him.

Overton: Max, what's the legal angle on this dispute between Roadrunner and the coyote?
Max: Well, he could charge the Roadrunner with battery. Trouble is, he's got no witnesses. He's a known buyer of explosives. The bird could always plead self-defense.