Living Single Season 2 Episode 5

Max: Khadijah, what you need is a sharp eye to look those over.
Khadijah: The batteries in the Gameboy dead again?

Regine: Hey Khadijah. I just got off the phone with Mary, the owner of the boutique. I've done something wonderful for you.
Khadijah: Regine, I don't need another demo bra.

Max: Hey Obie. What's that?
Overton: Cross peen sledge.
Max: And that?
Overton: Pipe wrench?
Max: And this is...?
Overton: A large, blunt object.

(Timer beeps)
Max: Kyle's done. Turn him over.

Scooter: If Flavor gets the boutique ads, you can make the payment on your copier before they repossess it.
Synclaire: Hey! Now we can stop camoflauging it as a coffee table.

Overton: Hey ladies, I'm installing a new hot water heater today. So if y'all got any of those womany things to do involving hot water, you oughta get to it.
Max: We'll be sure to wash our hair and birth our babies by noon.

Kyle (to Max): Hey, hey, hey, hey. Don't pick on Overton, all right? He's just trying to do his--um, um, what's the word? (pause) Job.

Khadijah: Maybe I should go right now.
Regine: You might wanna run a hot comb through the back of that head and put some clothes on. It's just a thought.

Max: Lookee here, Regine. Maybe I should go shopping with you. You never know. You might trip over a piece of merchandise, break a leg. Have to sue.
Regine: Max, please. I'm going to Bloomie's sale. My feet won't even touch the ground.

Regine: Synclaire, it is ten minutes after nine and Khadijah's not here. No wonder this magazine is in trouble.
Synclaire: You know, Regine, that's not fair. This magazine is in trouble for a whole bunch of other reasons, all right?

Synclaire: Oh, Obie. It's everything I dreamed about and more. I thought nobody else was allowed down here.
Overton: Well, it wasn't until yesterday that I realized what a romantic spot this was.

Max: I just came down here to prepare a surprise for you.
Overton: That's nice. Should I close my eyes?
Max: You're looking right at it.
Overton: Now I realize the basement brings out the romantic in anyone, and you are a very lovely woman...
Max: No, you nut!

Regine: It's a desolate Russian train station in winter. The image conveys a continental loneliness. Loneliness, cold. Cold, warm. Warm, clothing?
Khadijah: Pretentious, stupid. Stupid, no. No, next!

Regine: Khadijah, did you tell everybody how we won Mary over?
Max: Mmm-hmm. You should have heard her.

Scooter: C'mon. You know Regine. I'm sure she was just trying to help.
Khadijah: Yeah. In her bossy short-person-trying-to-prove-something kind of way.

Khadijah: I know what I'm doing.
Regine: I know selling.
Khadijah: I know Flavor.
Regine: I know Mary.
Khadijah: I know kickboxing!

Khadijah: Did a pair of shoes fall on your head while you were out shopping?
Regine: Why, girl? Is my hair messed up?

Khadijah: I looked at all the books again, and I've got it all figured out. We can get rid of our debts by declaring Flavor a non-profit organization. We gonna have to dress up like nuns, but...it could work!