Living Single Season 2 Episode 20

Kyle: I say we go bowl. I'm really quite good.
Max: I've heard that lie before.

Max: I could have told you from the beginning that it was not a match.
Regine: Aw, shut up. You say that about every man I date.
Khadijah: 'Cause it's true. Look, it's not gonna be easy for you to find "the one." You a snob from the projects. That's rare.

(While bowling, a guy keeps smiling at Khadijah)
Khadijah: Why don't you just give the man my phone number?
Max: You think I've been writing your score on that board?

Kyle: What do you say we make a little wager, huh? The loser has to compliment the winner upon command for an entire week.
Max: Poor Kyle. That's the only way he can get people to say nice things about him.

(Kyle jumps while taking his shot)
Max: They don't leap that high in the Dance Theater of Harlem.

Khadijah: Regine, I am amazed. I never thought I would see you go out with a guy that real for that long.
Max: I never thought I'd see you go out with a guy that...
(Extends arms horizontally)
Regine: Don't!
Max: Warm. I was going to say "warm." Or was that "wide?"

Kyle (to Max): You're just jealous because Regine is out having fun while you're at home shedding your skin.

Khadijah: Just don't start trippin' over what you're going to wear.
Regine: Oh, that's easy for you to say. All your formal wear comes from the Jaclyn Smith collection.

Synclaire: Obie, you knocked them all down! You win! You win!
Overton: Well, I appreciate your enthusiasm, sweet thing, but I'm slightly embarrassed by your ignorance of the game.

Regine: Khadijah, I need to talk to you!
Khadijah: Well, I need to mack! And I think that's something we both know I need more.

Regine: Bachelors don't buy hand towels. So if another woman comes over and she sees them, she'll know.

Synclaire: I believe that one day you'll find your Jean-Claude Washington.

Overton: You know, if I make this shot, I will have climbed the highest mountain. I will have reached the unreachable star. And this place will give me free cheese sticks for the rest of my life.

Synclaire (to Overton): Yes. Let's go bowling. I love it. Reminds me of your head.

Synclaire: How was the Mardi Gras parade?
Regine: Honey, it was fabulous. This six-foot drag queen showed me how to use my Chanel scarf as a weapon.