Living Single Season 4 Episode 7

Max: Overton, what the hell's wrong with that doorbell?
Overton: Well, maybe that's how it always sounds. Of course, you never use it.

Synclaire: If I had a nickel for every time I was embarrassed, I could buy a big house, a car, one of those riding mowers, maybe with a little sidecar for Obie. But you know what I'm saying.
Khadijah: I'm proud to say I don't.

Max: I know what you mean, girl. I could never date my gynecologist.
Kyle: If we are going to talk about the people you could not date, allow me to retrieve a phone book.

Overton: What are you doing with that phone? You know it's disconnected.
Max: Regine, it looks like your calling circle includes Satan.

Charles: Now how do we get out of here without running into that little eavesdropper?
Ivan: I heard that.

Ivan: Come on, Khadijah! You gotta give me a chance. I mean, I've got the basement all to myself for the weekend.

Regine: Surgeon, eleven o'clock.
Synclaire: How'd you know?
Regine: Name tag. I can spot the initials 'M.D.' from 45 paces, and a finger without a ring from half a block.

Synclaire: Is this the same cousin who last night begged me to find out if there was a such thing as Preparation I or J, because you'd gone way past H?