Living Single Season 4 Episode 4

Synclaire: What about that cute guy you met at the bank this week, Brian?
Regine: Turns out he was casing the joint. He held it up the next day.
Khadijah: So he got money.

Max: Regine, if you're not gonna get up and fix me breakfast, at least give me ten bucks to go down to the Denny's.

Synclaire: Each post-it has an inspirational message you can stick wherever you like.
Regine (monotone): 'Hot dog. I'm spending the day with my best friend--me.' Let me write one for you right quick.
Synclaire: Oh! Well, Regine, where am I supposed to stick this?
(Regine rolls over)

Khadijah: How the hell am I supposed to pay my staff?
Kyle: I wield a pen, not a magic wand, baby.

Khadijah: Ivan! You fell asleep.
Ivan: Are we still married?

Khadijah: Look, don't take this the wrong way, but you are a useless corporate kiss-ass.

Synclaire (To Regine): Get off my gong.

Synclaire: Khadijah, we can have pizza any time. We're talking Le Bernadin. I don't even know what it is, but it sound fancy.

Russell: Why is it whenever I think I've got you, you make me feel like a goathead?
Khadijah (with Jamaican accent): 'Cause I'm smarter than you!

Khadijah (To Regine) : Eight a.m. and you're not in make-up yet? Okay, either you're depressed, or that transvestite burglar's in the neighborhood again.