Living Single Season 4 Episode 23

Khadijah: I got a little cheek he can kiss, too.
Max: Oh, a big one!

Khadijah: I still can't believe it. My mother eating with my father. I mean, whoever heard of such a thing?
Max: Bolt the door! The four horsemen of the apocalypse are on their way!

Overton: Kyle and Max are doing the wild thing again.
Synclaire: Wait, wait, wait. That's your secret? Oh, I knew that. His room is right above mine. I heard them through the vent one night. Guess what? Max coos like a pigeon.
Overton: Child, that's Kyle.

Synclaire: I love brunch. It's like breakfast and lunch all rolled into one. Oh, oh! Breakfast and lunch tog...I just got that, girl!

Max (to Khadijah about seeing her dad): Why don't you treat him like every other man? You know, a puppy with pants.

(Phone rings.)
Regine: Hello? Hello, Mother. Ooh, gossip!

Overton: My lips are sealed. Unlike yours, Miss Pigeon Noises.
Max (gasping): That was Kyle.

Max: I guess I'll go watch Moses free his people from Egypt. They've got a show every fifteen minutes. Who's your messiah now?!

Synclaire: Maybe my wedding is the perfect opportunity for you two to get together to chit and chat.
Khadijah: Chit and chat?
Synclaire: Yeah.
Khadijah: Well, what are we gonna chit and chat about? Why I only see him once a year? Or how are your other kids? Where is that dirt bike you promised me for my tenth birthday? Huh, where is it? Where's the bike? I never got the bike! The bike never came!
(Synclaire signals for time-out.)
Synclaire: Ding, ding, ding, ding! All right. I tried. You win. Happy cousin, zero. Stank attitude cousin, one.

Kyle: He knows.
Max: He knows what?!
Overton: I know y'all need to oil that boxspring.

Regine: Overton keeping secrets from you? Please, girl. That's like Snap and Crackle keeping secrets from Pop.

Regine: How nice. Two people who don't live here, and one of them's yelling. Why don't we just kick a hole in the sofa for the fun of it?
Max: I'm down.

Max (to Ed): I've heard everything...everything about you. And if you take me to dinner, I'll forget it all.

Regine: Overton doesn't want to vacation in Australia because he's afraid of koala bears.
Synclaire: That's absurd! When Overton was three, he fell into the koala habitat at the Cleveland Zoo. The mama koala scooped him up to safety, and he was fine. Girl, the whole thing was on Those Amazing Animals.
Regine: I've been duped by Overton Wakefield Jones?
Synclaire: Apparently.

Max: You know, this is not the real crab meat; this is fake crab meat. Not that I care.

Ed: Look Khadijah, I'm not trying to buy your affection.
Khadijah: For three dollars?