Living Single Season 3 Episode 5

Regine: If you ever see me on the street, well, you slither over to the other side. Unless you want to feel the wrath...of the binmaster!

Overton: I'm going upstairs to call my mom and have the second-most-difficult conversation with her I ever had. Don't ask!

Regine: All my life, I've had one simple dream: to make the world look as good as me. Who am I kidding? I'll just make it look presentable.

(Regine speaks French)
Synclaire: I don't even know what she said, but I feel flattered.

Regine: This afternoon, I am going to land the job of a lifetime!
Synclaire: I thought they said you were too top-heavy to be a figure skater.

Kyle: We couldn't help but notice a certain actor who had a vague resemblance to a certain handyman.
Overton: Vague? It's like I was standing in front of a full-length mirror. And I do mean 'full-length.'

Jean Luc: Regine, you are a brazen kiss-ass. I treasure that in a manager.

Kyle: In truth, we only caught a passing glimpse. You know, it's not easy to ask a room full of men to rewind a tape so you can get a look at a naked brother.

Khadijah: Am I hallucinating, or is that Regine wearing a poncho?

Synclaire: Oh, now this isn't the Herbie I remember.
Overton: Yeah, I don't remember a orgy scene.

Jean Luc: Regine, you were rude to her.
Regine: Sorry. I guess the smell of rayon and Charlie went to my head.

Overton: Synclaire, you might want to leave the room now as to avoid this pagan spectacle.
Synclaire: Obie, of course not. I'm gonna sit right here by your side. Plus, I want to see if this is one of the ones with a plot.

Synclaire: We know it's not you, and you know it's not you, so woo-woo-woo.

Kyle: We came across some of the more plebeian partiers watching--how should I put this--a film geared toward mature sensibilities.
Synclaire: Oh, a skin flick! Standard, or girls with girls?

Synclaire: Overton told me it would be a very mundane affair.
Khadijah: Nothing says mundane like a stripper and a few ping-pong balls.