Living Single Season 5 Episode 4

(About Kingston, Norwood's dog)
Regine: I see Daddy, gave you the gucci collar I bought you, that matches my shoes.
Max: A few more matching accessories and Daddy won't be able to tell them apart.

Max: Wait a minute, you got something on your arm. (Picks it off) Oh, it's just a flea. Well, I guess when you lay down with dogs. (Khadijah laughs)
Regine: For your information I broke up with Norwood last night. I told him it was either me or the dog.
Max: And I take it he went with the one that was house broken.
Khadijiah (laughing): You knew she had the gun yet you gave her the bullets. (Max makes it like she's blowing off a gun)

Max: Funny, I didn't think you had a problem with an audience, considering that your mother caught you and your boyfriend getting busy on the roof.
(Khadijah and Max laugh)
Regine: When are you guys just going to let that go?
Max: When it stops being so funny.

Synclaire: Don't you have the kind with the dancing bananas on the box?
Khadijah: We did when you lived here, but you got married and moved out, remember?
Max: Yeah, girl. The groceries are for the people who live here

(Synclaire flashes her ring)
Synclaire: Overton, what is this?
Overton: Fifty-eight more payments over the next five years.

Russell (to Regine): For years, I've dreamed of you in a dress like that. Only the top was lower and the bottom was higher. Actually, in my dream, it was just a belt.
Regine: Russell, this dress isn't for you. It is for Norwood, the man who has wined and dined me for five fabulous weeks. He deserves it.
Khadijah: And it looks like he's gonna get it.

Khadijah: Flatter me all you want, but you are not getting Friday off, Russell. Erykah Badu's birthday is not a religious holiday.

Tripp: So ladies, would you take me home? (spins around)
Khadijah: You are home. Now get out.

Overton: Synclaire, we went to a gambling club, okay?
Synclaire: Really. Well, how'd you do, Obie?
Tripp: Did I hear my mama calling me?