Living Single Season 4 Episode 8

Khadijah: Let me clarify the situation. Regine and me living with garbage is like you being barefoot and pregnant and liking it.
Max: For real? (Hugs Regine) Oh girl, I'm sorry. I wouldn't wish that even on you.

Max: I'll do all the talking. Khadijah, you sit there and look really tough. Regine, you stuff your wig in your mouth.

Helen: It's just good to see somebody else making an ass of herself for a change.
Synclaire: It is a gift.

Khadijah: It's a good thing you didn't piss off the guys at the morgue. They would've dumped a stiff on your stoop.
Regine: Yeah, well, we've seen Max's dates. Sounds like a step up.

Carl: O-Dub Jones! I told you that Jheri-Curl'd make your hair fall out.
Overton: Yeah, and I told you that impersonating a gynecologist would land you in jail, didn't I?

Kyle: Lester, this ain't old times, and I'm a grown man. And you ain't nothing but a tired joke, bro.

Helen: Synclaire, I'm Helen Robinson, the woman you've been impersonating all evening.
Synclaire: Um, my bad. Allow me to explain. I have several multiple personalities, although they're not all mine.

Kenneth: Alderwoman Shaw, you remind me of my mother. Except she's white and dead.

Kyle: How did someone who comes from the same place as me, who had the same opportunities as me, end up as self-loathing and pathetic as you?
Lester: Could you keep your insults just a teeny-weeny bit shorter?