Living Single Season 2 Episode 17

Khadijah: I can't believe Max actually might be pregnant. I never thought this would happen to her.
Synclaire: It's the law of averages. You walk through a cow pasture enough times, you're bound to step in something squishy.
Khadijah: You know, it kind of makes you stop and realize that this whole sex thing is designed to get you pregnant!

Khadijah: Max, who? When? How?
Synclaire: I think we all know how.

Khadijah: I'll help Max anyway I can. But I'll tell you this: I'm not breastfeeding.

Khadijah: Gosh Kyle, do I sense some concern?
Kyle: No. Don't you wanna find out if Max is gonna have a litter or not?

(Khadijah has everyone work to take their minds off Max's possible pregnancy)
Khadijah: Melissa, could you proofread this article?
Melissa: Khadijah, you missed a period.

Regine: It seems that Max is pregnant.
Overton: That's wonderful! (Regine gives him a look) Although I suppose there is another way you could look at that one.

Kyle: Melissa, that's Synclaire. That's Khadijah. Oh yeah. And that's Max, better known as Cousin Itt.

Kyle: Do you know she has organized my soap by the amount of tallow? Talk to me. What the hell is tallow?

Synclaire: It would've been interesting to see the kind of children you'd have.
Kyle: You saw "Alien," didn't you?

Khadijah: Melissa, I believe I speak for everyone when I say, we don't give a damn!

Regine: Don't do it for me. Do it for Synclaire, huh? She's worried about you. She has no way of knowing if you're alright. Your snookums. Your cheese blintz. Your snack cake.

Max: And pick me up some mallomars, a home pregnancy test--oh, and an onion. (All stare at her) Okay! No onion.

Regine: Is that a bean bag chair?
Overton: Yep. My mom gave it to me on my eighth birthday.
Regine: What'd you do wrong?

Regine: Man, this blizzard is really taking its toll. I had to cancel my pedicure and my facial.

(Melissa laughs)
Kyle: I have spent the night with Mrs. Ed.

Overton: Hey, girl. Your eggs a la Overton are ready.
Khadijah: What makes them different from plain old scrambled eggs?
Overton: I guess the fact that I call them eggs a la Overton.