Living Single Season 5 Episode 12

Synclaire: "Great show, Marco. I really connected with the material. Now I'm gonna connect with your two-faced character-stealing ass!"

Overton: "Baby, come on. You know you're wrong. You got to lead with your ring hand. Do more damage that way."

Synclaire: "You pathetic, low-down, sleazy..."
Overton: "Backstabbing, pathetic...Oh, you already said 'pathetic.'"

Overton: "Talk about tears of a...clown."

Synclaire: "I wonder why he didn't tell us about this."
Overton: "'Cause he's unfunny, talentless, and prefers to bomb in private."

Max: "I need somebody. You've got Scooter. Overton and Synclaire, they've got each other. Even the diva midget went out and found somebody."

Overton: Either we're having flash flood warnings, or my baby's about to launch into my favorite character. Well, my favorite vertical character anyhow.

Joyce (to Marco): "You said you weren't working. But here you are, dishing out the garbage." (to Synclaire) "I'm so sorry. I'm sure it's much better when you do it."

Marco: "Tony, I could be a renegade nun."
Overton: "Yeah, and you could also be an actor, but tragically, you're not."

Tripp: "So, you want to have a nice candlelight dinner?"
Roni: "Really?"
Tripp: "No, but I like your enthusiasm."

Khadijah: "You know, it takes a village to raise a child. In your case, it's gonna take about five boroughs."

Max: "You know, it's just a thought. Just a thought. Maybe, you know, 'cause with all that...so much, maybe you'd consider being a wet nurse."
(Khadijah looks down and covers chest.)
Khadijah: "No!"