Max: You all through college, I went through men like water. I mean, what does it say about me that my closest relationship was with a gay woman?
Synclaire: Well Max, I don't claim to know everything about homosexuality.
Regine: Yeah, well, that will be a big relief to the gay community.
Synclaire: But it seems to me that if someone gets to know you, warts and all-- and still cares about you very deeply, that's the best kind of friend, isn't it?
Max: Synclaire, it's time for you and Lamp Chop to sing a night-night song.
Khadijah: Max, lemme ask you somethin'. The entire time that y'all roomed together did she ever try to come on to you?
Khadijah: Well, okay, so she played it cool. That's how much your friendship meant to you.
Max: Don't make me go re-think this. I've already come up with a bitterness that I feel very comfortable with.