Max: When did she tell you?
Khadijah: Just a little bit before you, that's all.
Max: How much before?
Khadijah: Junior year.
Max: Dong, dingity, dong, dong, dong! I mean, god, does everybody know? Is the joke on me?
Khadijah: Max, she just wanted to tell you in her own time.
Max: Well, when would that be, after the second turkey baster baby?
Khadijah: I don't know why she waited all this time, but she told you. Now deal with it.
Max: But I told her every grisly detail of my life. Including that little romp in the cafeteria with Benny the plate-scraper.
Khadijah: You never told me about that.
Max: See how it feels?