Living with Fran

Season 1 Episode 0

Girl Talk

Aired Unknown Unknown on The WB



  • Trivia

    • In this episode we find out that the kids know that Ted cheated on Fran. But in the second season they don't and Fran even wants to keep it from them.

  • Quotes

    • Fran: I thought that your father loved me until I found out he kept a secret condo! With silk sheets and a matching bimbo!
      Josh: Bimbo. That's a funny word. Bimbooo!

    • Josh: And I know my hot dentist loves me! Because she said she wants to see me again. (smiles) In six months.

    • Man: Who the hell are you?
      Fran: Well, who the hell are YOU?
      Man: I'm the super.
      Fran: Then I'm screwed.

    • Fran: I've got a great idea!
      Josh: You don't have great ideas. You have crazy ideas.

    • Allison: Why are you and Riley fighting?
      Fran: Because I think that he keeps secrets that he should tell! And he thinks that I tell secrets that I should keep.
      Allison: You're both wrong.
      Fran: No, he's wrong 'cause he's the man! Have I taught you nothing?

    • Fran: Don't you realize that the teeth are the windows to the soul?
      Josh: That's eyes.
      Fran: Who's gonna be looking at your eyes when you got no teeth?

    • Josh: (to Fran) Do me a favor. Whenever you talk about grandma and sex gimme a small warning like a tornado siren or a giant flare.
      Allison: We were actually saving those for when YOU hook up.

    • Fran: And you know Caryn's husband Tom - leans so far to the right you'd never know he was a democrat.

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Josh says about Patrick Swayze: "He is overrated as an actor but underrated as a dancer. What? The guy can move."