Living with Fran

Season 2 Episode 8

Healing with Fran

Aired Unknown Jan 27, 2006 on The WB



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Ted: Wait till he sees the first insurance payment he'll be back in med school in a week! Oh my God, I'm a genius!

    • Riley: Why do you care what other people think?
      Fran: I don't care what other people think but other people care what other people think. And I care about those people.

    • Ted: Josh, what are you doing with this woman?
      Josh: Whatever she'll let me...

    • Reporter: Your boyfriend is 28 and you are...
      Fran: Just so happy that you're here.

    • Fran: It was really Riley's idea to have you stay with us.
      Ted: Well, it's understandable. He doesn't know me as well as you do.

    • Riley: Well, you and the kids are his only family.
      Fran: We don't know that. I once got a call from a woman in the Philippines. I didn't know what the hell she was saying but she sounded pissed!

    • Riley: Who's gonna take care of Ted when he gets out of the hospital?
      Fran: Who cares?!

    • Stacey You're gonna need to stay off your feet and have somebody care for your needs.
      Ted: Right. I'll make you a key.

    • Allison: Daddy, are you really gonna be okay?
      Ted: Oh absolutely, princess. Don't you worry, I'll be dancing at your wedding.
      Josh: Her wedding... He's illusional!

    • Riley: Hey Ted, could you help me move this couch before you go?
      Ted: Well Riley, it's not that I wouldn't love to help you... Well, actually it is.

    • Fran: You know, Ted. You see the boy for one minute. Can't you think of something else to talk about?
      Ted: Let's see. What other subject can we exhaust in one minute? Oh I know, how is your love life?
      Josh: Alright Dad, I can't compete with you there. I have to get a much better job before women will sleep with me for my money.

    • Josh: Oh good. Dr. Evil's gone.
      Ted: Sorry Mini Me, no such luck.

    • Ted: Hello princess! Ready for your driving lesson?
      Allison: Yes. But please wait until we clear the driveway this time before you start screaming (does a British accent) "Oh bloody hell, are you trying to kill me?!"
      Fran: (to Ted) That's funny. That's what you used to say to my divorce lawyer.

    • Fran: Listen, nobody's gonna read this except for a handful of women in Long Island. And my ex husband.
      Riley: Why would Ted pick up a copy of "Long Island Living"?
      Fran: Because I'm gonna dump 2,000 copies in his car.

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