9 Year Old: Are you really Santa Claus?
Santa Claus: Well, I ain't the Easter Bunny.
Bystander #2: You're too skinny to be Santa.
Santa Hey! I'm workin' on it.
Bystander #1: Well, you may be too skinny but you sure look old enough.
13 Year Old: If you're Santa, prove it!
Kid: Yeah, prove it!
Santa: Take a hike, you little...
Nobby: Naah, Santa, Santa...
Santa: All right, I'll prove it, but only because I like showin' off.