Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

Clark: I shouldn't have lost my temper. Lois: Well, you're entitled to. I lose mine once every. . . what? Clark: Three, four minutes.

Perry: (referring to Jimmy's girlfriend) Well, son, can I meet her? Jimmy: Oh, sure, chief. Just hop a plane to Switzerland. That's where her new boyfriend lives. The one who cheered her up while I was ignoring her. Perry: Jimmy, you know what a man needs at a time like this? Jimmy: A baseball bat and an alibi?

Jonathan: Martha, the boy has two gorgeous women running after him. This does not rate high on the list of world problems. Clark: That's true, but let's not forget that Mayson may be an agent of Intergang. Jonathan: Well, nobody's perfect, son. How about a piece of pie?

Clark: Mayson likes me, Clark, but she hates Superman. Which is kinda confusing because Lois loves Superman but only likes Clark. Mayson likes Clark, but in a different way than Lois, and Mayson hates Superman in a way that's different from anybody. Martha: Oh, Clark, I've been afraid something like this was going to happen. Clark: What? Martha: You're beginning to talk about yourself in the third person.

Clark: (arguing about Mayson) You know, if anyone's blind around here, it's you! Lois: Well what is that supposed to mean?!

Mayson Drake: (to Clark, referring to Superman) Oh look, I know he's a friend of yours, and no one can deny he's done a lot of really good things, but you're ten times the man he is! I mean, you're an ordinary guy, you're getting ready to stand up to this huge criminal organization. That takes guts. I'd like to see Superman try that without his cape on.

Martin Snell: You be the best Superman you can be, street crime, wipe it out, terrorists, kick their butts, carjackers, hey, I drive a Ferrari, put them in orbit! But stay out of the South Side. I don't care if it's a cat chasing a mouse, you flash cape in that part of town, you're looking at an all expenses paid education in bereavement. Are we clear? Superman: On one thing. This is not over!

Baby Rage: (laughs) You're Lois Lane? Lois: Have we met? Baby Rage: Oh no, we ain't met. It's just funny because, you're dead. I mean, I know you're walking around and everything lady, but trust me, go out and pick yourself a nice grave and from what I hear, pick it out fast!

Martin Snell: Face it, you've got your little red shorts caught in a bad combo of high tech and close friends. Even you can't be in two places at once -- but our bullets can. So... where does that leave us? Superman: Let's ask the D.A. Martin Snell: Oh sure, you can take me in. You're Superman, and I'm just a guy from Paramus. Superman looks at him, puzzled) New Jersey.