Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

Jefferson Cole: (when told by Sheila that she's having doubts about her role in framing Lois) And you can't feel guilt. I hired you because you're completely immoral. Sheila: Yeah, well I never got anyone killed before! Jefferson Cole: No? Well, I did. If you even think of breathing a word of this to anyone you'll be just another head on my wall. Sheila: You have heads?! Jefferson Cole: I speak metaphorically.

Jefferson Cole: (speaking into recorder) Memo to self: Kudos are in order. I could win a Nobel Prize. If they ever add that Atrocities category.

Clark: Remember that TV show, The Fugitive? Richard Kimble was the fugitive. He was wrongly convicted, and he escaped to prove his innocence, and eventually he did. Lois: How long did it take? Clark: I think the show ran 4 years. Lois: I didn't even pack a toothbrush.

Lois: So now they're watching the skies, too. Clark: I knew they would be. That's why we're not flying. Lois: But you could fly fast enough to be almost invisible. Clark: Yeah, but you'd be vaporized. Lois: Vaporized. That would be bad.

Superman: Dr. Klein, I need to see you. Dr. Klein: You just saw me. Superman: No, I didn't. Dr. Klein: Yes, you did. Superman: Where did I see you? Dr. Klein: You know. Superman: No, I don't. Dr. Klein: You don't know. Superman: I have no idea. Dr. Klein: You and I didn't just go on a secret mission? Superman: No. Dr. Klein: We didn't remove the hybrid kryptonite? Superman: No. Dr. Klein: We didn't take it to safe keeping? Superman: No. Dr. Klein: Superman, forgive me, but you are losing it, my boy.