Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

Herbie: Since when do you ask questions?! I'm the master, you're the servant, remember?! Katie: I'd like to think of us as partners. Herbie: Oh you do? Katie: Yes. Herbie: Fine with me. Katie: Really? Herbie: Absolutely. Since you're dead, you can be the silent partner! Now get back out there and do your stuff!

Lois: Who do you suppose did this? Superman: Vandals? Lois: Vandals?! Clark, pots and pans were whizzing around the room! Superman: By themselves? Lois: I know how it sounds. Superman: There must be some rational explanation. Lois: I am all for that! Go ahead. (a long pause) I'll accept almost anything. (still nothing) Barometric pressures, wind currents, sun spots?

Superman: (after he catches an elderly neighbor who jumped out of her window) Now Bertha, you should never try flying without Superman.

Lois: And you can just get that look off your face. Clark: What look? Lois: That look that says, 'Oh my God, Lois cooked something and I have to eat it.'

Clark: Do you know what it feels like having the person you love turn into a snarling monster right before your eyes? Lois: She was snarling. I was speaking loudly, for emphasis.

Lois: I'd like to help. Katie Banks: Sure, as if you care. I don't trust you or anyone with a pulse. Lois: Life was that tough? Katie Banks: Well, I was beaten to death with a blunt instrument. So, in this sense - yes.

Jimmy: I got it! I got it. Perry: Tuna on rye, right? Jimmy: No, uh... I'll call the delivery place, chief. Perry: Aw, does anybody still work here?

Katie Banks: Your wish is my command. Herbie Stax: Huh, yeah. Don't you forget it. Now get back over to the Kents and scare the hell out of them. Katie Banks: Why? Herbie Stax: Oh. Because I said so. Katie Banks: That's good enough for me.

Katie Banks: How long have I been dead? There was no way of telling in there. Herbie Stax: Well, who... who was the president when you died? Katie Banks: Oh, I never followed politics. Herbie Stax: Well, who won the Super Bowl? Katie Banks: Well, I wasn't into sports. Herbie Stax: Well, what was your favourite TV show? Katie Banks: Well, I didn't really watch television. Herbie Stax: Oh, no wonder somebody killed you. You were a real drag.