Herbie: Do you know anything about the black arts? Witchcraft, devil worship, human sacrifice?
Mink: Sounds like my second marriage.
Herbie: Since when do you ask questions?! I'm the master, you're the servant, remember?!
Katie: I'd like to think of us as partners.
Herbie: Oh you do?
Herbie: Fine with me.
Herbie: Absolutely. Since you're dead, you can be the silent partner! Now get back out there and do your stuff!
Lois: Who do you suppose did this?
Lois: Vandals?! Clark, pots and pans were whizzing around the room!
Superman: By themselves?
Lois: I know how it sounds.
Superman: There must be some rational explanation.
Lois: I am all for that! Go ahead. (a long pause) I'll accept almost anything. (still nothing) Barometric pressures, wind currents, sun spots?
Superman: (after he catches an elderly neighbor who jumped out of her window) Now Bertha, you should never try flying without Superman.
Lois: And you can just get that look off your face.
Clark: What look?
Lois: That look that says, 'Oh my God, Lois cooked something and I have to eat it.'
Clark: Do you know what it feels like having the person you love turn into a snarling monster right before your eyes?
Lois: She was snarling. I was speaking loudly, for emphasis.
Lois: I'd like to help.
Katie Banks: Sure, as if you care. I don't trust you or anyone with a pulse.
Lois: Life was that tough?
Katie Banks: Well, I was beaten to death with a blunt instrument. So, in this sense - yes.
Jimmy: I got it! I got it.
Perry: Tuna on rye, right?
Jimmy: No, uh... I'll call the delivery place, chief.
Perry: Aw, does anybody still work here?
Katie Banks: Your wish is my command.
Herbie Stax: Huh, yeah. Don't you forget it. Now get back over to the Kents and scare the hell out of them.
Katie Banks: Why?
Herbie Stax: Oh. Because I said so.
Katie Banks: That's good enough for me.
Katie Banks: How long have I been dead? There was no way of telling in there.
Herbie Stax: Well, who... who was the president when you died?
Katie Banks: Oh, I never followed politics.
Herbie Stax: Well, who won the Super Bowl?
Katie Banks: Well, I wasn't into sports.
Herbie Stax: Well, what was your favourite TV show?
Katie Banks: Well, I didn't really watch television.
Herbie Stax: Oh, no wonder somebody killed you. You were a real drag.
Katie Banks: What a dump. I always wanted to say that, but I never was in a place awful enough.
Katie Banks: What a dump!
Katie was imitating Bette Davis, who said this line in the 1949 movie Beyond The Forest.