Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

Samantha: I think I saw something I wasn't supposed to see when Lois Lane was interviewing Superman. Randy Goode: What's that, his cape flew up, and you saw his panty lines?

Randy Goode: Superman's image will be fading as fast as Michael Bolton's hairline.

Lois: What is all this? Clark: Condolence gifts...for me. Lois: (unwraps fudge) Homemade fudge? Clark: A couple of women downstairs whipped it up. Lois: Oh. I see. I eat crow, you eat fudge. Clark: Honey, half of me gets fudge. The other half gets darts thrown at him.

President Kasparov: You said Superman would be here to explain everything. Where is he? Randy Goode: Well, he told me he'd be here. Maybe Lois Lane got tickets to Cats or something.

Clark: Superman cannot be having an affair with Clark Kent's wife because Clark Kent is Superman.

Superman: I am not now, nor have I ever had an illicit affair with Lois Lane.