Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

Lex: (dangling Bender over a put filled with rats) Look Gretchen, the rats have an appetite tonight. Gretchen: But will they eat one of their own?

Clark: (Lois tries to clean the floor, as Clark comes out of the bedroom) What happened? Lois: Oh, I had a muscle. . . a mishap. . . I had a mishap.

Clark: Hi. Lois: Hi. Oh, God, this is exactly why we shouldn't go out. Clark: All I said was hi. Lois: Yes, I know, and a dozen thoughts went through my mind: You know, how's my makeup? Do I smell good? Do I have coffee breath? See, and all that was just with you saying hi. What's gonna happen when you start saying words with more than one syllable? Clark: What did they put in your coffee this morning?

Bobby Bigmouth: I want you to know how happy I am for you and that that there are a lot of people out there that are really pulling for this to work out. Lois: What people? Bobby Bigmouth: What, did you think it was a big secret that Clark here has been mooning over you? Clark: I wouldn't say mooning exactly...

Clark: Why do you suppose someone would kidnap Bender? Lois: Can't be for money. Who would pay ransom for a lawyer?

Clark: Maybe Sheldon Bender knows something. Jimmy: Luthor's attorney? Why Him? Clark: Well, its just... God knows everything and attorneys seem to think they're God.

Lex: (in disguise) You know, I have something for you. Information about Lex Luthor and the woman who stole his body. Lois: Who are you? Lex: Do you know the story of the phoenix? Lois: Yes. A sacred bird, reborn. Rising from its own ashes. Lex: That's right. When I was a little boy my mother told me that story. And I always liked the part where he came back from the dead. It's good to see you again Lois. Did you think I wouldn't come back for you? Yes, look at me. I've lost everything: my fortune, my reputation. Everything but my feeling for you. We must take the miracle of my resurrection as a sign. As a sign that even death can't keep us apart. Lois: How is this possible? Lex: No, don't question a miracle. We're together again. That's all that matters.