The Morrigan: (discussing Bo) Now can we kill her? She passes without any training. Who is this girl?
Trick: May I offer an opinion?
The Morrigain: You have no station here, Old Man. Don't you have some shoes to cobble or a garden to decorate?
Kenzi: Excuse me, lady. Person.
Bo: It's Bo.
Kenzi: Hi! Kenzi. Look, I'm sorry. You ... You're obviously very nice for... whatever you are. But I just had, like, the scariest, weirdest night of my life, okay? So can we just please talk about this like normal people?
Bo: I think it's fairly clear that I'm not exactly normal.
Kenzi: Good. Good, because normal people do not help out strangers. If you were normal, I could be dead.
Kenzi: You're saying you can seduce people into doing anything just by touching them?
Bo: Sorta. It wears off and takes a lot out of me, but yeah.
Kenzi: Yet you're broke, you live in a crack shack, and you run from town to town? What are you doing wrong, girl? God, that is no life for a sex superhero!
Bo: You know, I think I liked you better when you were scared of me.
Kenzi: (to Bo) Mama always said, "Find the toughest kids on the playground and make friends with them". You are definitely the toughest kid on this playground. And it would kick ass to be your friend.
Kenzi: (to Bo) Come on, every superhero needs a partner. Let me be your Robin.
The Morrigan: Lucky for you, if you survive your test today,you'll have the opportunity to join a side. Problem solved.
Bo: Join? Why the hell would I wanna do that?
The Morrigan: We take care of our own. We'll place you in a human occupation that is to our advantage, help with the disposal of your kills,et cetera, et cetera... Oh! And dental.
Bo: Well, how am I supposed to beat these guys?
Dyson: You'll be faster. You'll be smarter. They're gonna underestimate you. Use that to your advantage.
Bo: I misjudged you. You got any other advice?
Dyson: Don't get dead.
Bo: And you're back to being an asshole. That's nice.
Kenzi: Just so we're clear about this partnership... You be you and all, but I'm only into guys. Sorry.
Bo: I'll try to contain my disappointment.
Bo: Don't freak out!
Kenzi: I'm freaking out!
Bo : What did I just say?!
Bo: Some creep from the bar slipped something in your drink. You hallucinated a lot of weird stuff, I bet.
Kenzi: You didn't... Eat some dude's face in an elevator?
Bo: No, there was no eating of faces.
Bo: You passed out last night. I would have dropped you home, but none of these wallets appear to be yours. It's a nice little sideline you got going.
Kenzi: I'm a collector of... Rare wallets.
Bo: Now we know, anyone could be Fae.
Kenzi: My bets on wiener dude.
Bo: Did you feel that? That was like the fourth of July in my mouth.
Kenzi: Learn to enjoy your shit already, you can frickin' control people by touch, and not in a creepy hand job way. That is awesome.
Kenzi: I won't tell anyone, please, I totally promise. Okay, just give me like 20 minutes, 20 minutes and you will never ever ever have to ever see me ever again. Please.
Bo: That depends, do you like milkshakes?
Bo: Okay, let's get you out of here.
Kenzi: You're pretty, I saw you eat some dude's face, it was amazing.
Music: It Could Be Love (Camouflage Nights), Breezing Along (from `Elevator Music, courtesy of The Music People), Sweet Cream (from `Pianorama - Part 1`,courtesy of The Music People), I Know What I Am (Band Of Skulls), Swinging From The Chains Of Love (Blackie & The Rodeo Kings), Murphy's Magic (from `Celtic Melt`,courtesy of The Music People)
Original International Air Dates:
United Kingdom: Thursday, September 1, 2011 on Syfy/ Syfy HD
Czech Republic: Friday, December 9, 2011 on AXN SciFi
United States: Monday, January 16, 2012 on Syfy/ Syfy HD
With 400,000 viewers Lost Girl is the highest-rated Canadian scripted series premiere of all time on Showcase
The title of this episode is an allusion to the title of the 1963 comedy film It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.