Ruth: Why are you here, Desmond?
Desmond: Well, now that my initiation is done, uh, I felt like I owed you an explanation.
Ruth: Desmond, you can never begin to explain what you did. You left one week before the wedding. Everything was planned, bought, and paid for. You just disappeared.
Desmond: I had a calling.
Ruth: We dated for six years and the closest you ever got to a religious experience was Celtic winning the cup!