Season 3 Episode 17


Aired Sunday 9:00 PM Apr 18, 2007 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Campbell: Brother Desmond, what are you doing?
      Desmond: Well, I believe I'm getting pissed on our lovely wine.
      Campbell: That bottle of our lovely win fetches over 100 quid. We've only bottled 108 cases this year.
      Desmond: Well, it's just as well we've taken a vow of poverty then, isn't it?
      Campbell: We've also taken a vow of charity.
      Desmond: Right.
      (Brother Campbell sits down, Desmond passes him the wine, but Campbell pushes it away)
      Campbell: Something tells me, Desmond, that you're not cut out to be a monk.
      Desmond: Well, you know, I've had a tough week. (pause) I'm sorry for the wine. I'll take the penance.
      Campbell: I'm afraid you're beyond penance, Desmond.
      Desmond: Brother Desmond.
      Campbell: Not anymore.